Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, just like every other celebratory day (like my anniversary or birthday) I ordered my own Christmas present. My husband doesn't get it. I tried to explain. He openly admits he has no idea what I like and has no interest in learning, but wants me to have something to open so he won't look bad. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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Top comments
LeeRed 15
Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe
HowieDoIt 21
He's an angry elf!
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Comments (86)
ncsteven10101010 11
Well ba-humbug!
Airman1988 9
Obviously he wants you to be more generous and share that gift with the world, so best start looking for others to appreciate that gift now
HowieDoIt 21
I didn't know OP wanted Ncsteven to be more generous! This changes everything!
iop330 22
I'm thinking that he might be jealous of your lingerie, you need to get him a matching pair, then you can have sexy santa fun!
silvermoonstar3 3
If your sex life is already good, it's not the nicest gift. If you did that AND something actually for him, it's nice, but if your only gift is something he shouldn't be telling his family about, meh.
izzajaneful 24
She did say “an early gift” implying it wasn’t the only nor the most important gift she had for him.
HowieDoIt 21
He's an angry elf!
sens3sfailing 25
hes probably just angry about how short the elf in his pants is.
KingCeltic77 18
Christmas is a season of giving. If you know what I mean.
shannonreneee 11
He'll eventually realise what an awesome gift it is ;)
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
And receiving ;)
sens3sfailing 25
giving what Red? a foot up their ass?
infamous1212 10
Personally I loved it when my girlfriend at the time bought that kind of stuff.
cmac86 24
He obviously doesn't get what you mean.
redbandit9877 12
Noone appreciates Santa panties, I would have loved that gift.
garrett8614 2
Well you are a girl..
hcocaliboy06 7
#4 Just ruined my Christmas dinner thinking about a you who looks like a troll in lingerie gross btw nice tucan Sam/bird beak nose
redbandit9877 12
Who happens to be into girls...so it works either way
Mortoli 30
Everyone wins
emeraldisle 30
How dare you buy yourself nice things! Shame on you!
Theclarksondales 8
Well if you bought it with your own money he doesn't get a word. Also santa themed lingerie is hot
LeeRed 15
Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe
durkagihad 12
Cash rules everything around me
RvidxrKlvn 8
C.R.E.A.M
chichmode 9
Get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all
panda_lou 11
Well maybe they have a tight budget and didn't have the extra cash for that. If its Christmas themed then how often would you wear it? Perhaps she asked for it before and he said no but she used Christmas as an excuse to get it? Without more information its really easy to call him a grumpy fun ruiner. When perhaps she is selfish.
LeeRed 15
Dude budget or no budget, it's christmas gift wrapping paper on a lady!! Come on
LeeRed 15
I mean christmas lingerie, sorry got distracted.
panda_lou 11
I get it. Guys think its sexy as hell. . . Well most apparently. I'm just saying something in the guys defense since everybody here is jumping on him when they don't know the whole story.
stfuwtf 21
Yes but you also don't know that. So I'm pretty sure we're all gonna take her word over your assumption. Besides I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gotten it if money was really THAT tight. I mean that's just common sense. I mean if my girl came up to me wearing lingerie especially Santa themed around the holidays. Id be all over her. It's simple appreciation. And a gift for the eyes and when the lights go off.
Ozuru 11
Greedy you, buying stuff to make you more sexually appealing for him.