Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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Comments (222)
dwdrummerpro 0
The bigger the O, the bigger the hoe!
Cam_eron 0
who runs ur school? national security?
hiLife808 0
well maybe if it weren't loaded pistol earrings then you wouldn't have got in trouble. :)
roachan 4
last year, our high school went on a field trip, and were making apples in tin foil over a fire. my friend apparently keeps a wrench in his pocket, and grabbed a nearby metal thing, and twisted it, so we could turn our food. The strictest teacher saw. she apparently didn't care. fyl op. :C
DomoLaDii 8
ahahahaha_!!!!!!! lmao
cherrypie22 6
I have earrings that are really pointy, I stabbed my friend with them one time for fun and she started bleeding. Lol
ShadowBitch99 2
At least you weren't walking around with a foot long pole with with a flat screw on the end poking people with it like I did... yeah, I'm kinda... insane.
Kaylaj667 1
Wow lolXD
imbtrtenu 8
In kindergarten I was reprimanded and sent home because I made a gun out of legos
bootsandemmit 6
ItThen shouldn't scissors be taken out of the school system? A girl got expelled last year because she stabbed a kid in the back with scissors....and yet they keep scissors and take away earrings