Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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my_fml_account 2
guess he wanted to dodge that one
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.
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Comments (201)
my_fml_account 2
guess he wanted to dodge that one
RedBaron91 0
Your crush is a fuckass!
hellokittywhore 0
hehe number one!!! you are my hero!!! good pun if it was intended and btw nice screen name!!! *^__^*super happy face!!!!
ifinsane 6
Ha Ha
pjspelce 0
Lol that sucks :P
ryrock310 10
he dodged a dodgerkiss haha
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
akward
Stavros_fml 0
He was probably just shy?
C0M1C4L 9
he probably is i mean your in front of 30k people
valuemeal2 1
At least the crowd was sympathetic? FYL.
MikeOG 0
Awww I missed it. Dodgers vs. Padres right? I was there! lol sorry
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.
a_Face 0
u were going to a DODGERS game u deserve that! GO giants! jkjk ouch that sux fyl
dumdum1000 0
I like your comment up until jk!!! no sympathy for dodgers fans!
toilet10 0
asshole^ dodgers are amazing.
skittycat213 19
Yeah! Giants ftw!
kennaem1 11
SF Giants are the shit
threer 30
Okay.. One, this is an FML about people. Not dodgers fans. "Today, I got hit by a car on the way to a Dodgers game and lost the use of my lower body. FML." OHH HE DESERVED IT **** DODGERS. Ahm. No. Same thing, see, you shitheads?
iampjman 0
What a bitch dump his ass!
wooters 1
she went with her *crush*. not going out..
plethora 3
Repeat.