Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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Top comments
mayhembaby 0
woww... that's a little more **** her life?
meme3 0
Oh God..... Oh Giggity :D!
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Comments (226)
JackDupp 11
perfect time to smack her on the ass and yell "whose your daddy now!!"
oliveolive_fml 0
are you sure she was virgin? lol
_BedSpread 0
You rapist, you. ;] Next time wear a mask.
lizz1234 0
i think that would be more of a fhl. "today, i lost my virginity to a guy who reminds me of my dad. FML"
AshleyRose784 0
holy crap that's creepy
frickity 0
**** HER life.
thelonelylurker 0
I guess it's not her first time then?
Junkson 0
I agree with #19. You guys need to grow the **** up
nichole_wood 0
well that sucks...
17xVampx17 0
Actually a lot of trolls are teens and adults who do all that stuff to ******* annoy you, and the you get angry and insult them which just proves to them they really have power over you. You just encouraged them.