Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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mayhembaby 0
woww... that's a little more **** her life?
meme3 0
Oh God..... Oh Giggity :D!
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Comments (226)
spillproof 0
I.... I don't even know what to say. FHL
FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0
fakeo. you stole mine, I posted this 4 months ago.
Einstein714 0
that is just sooo wrong dude, time to move on
muffinsareyummy 1
you look like her dad and she felt like she was having sex with him? big deals. move on.
XandWacky 23
Dumbass
icertainlysuck 0
DUDE.............................. :0
thedonkeh 0
whoss your daddyyyyy ? xD
beertime36 0
seriously, her life is ****** from now on. Just imagine her first time and her dad pops into her mind. maybe that stays with every time.
evlbb2 2
Must be in the top ten things people dont wanna hear when having sex. Along with my period is starting and Oh god it was so worth stalking you for the last 3 months.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I CAME
satanic_witch 0
has she been raped?