Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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mayhembaby 0
woww... that's a little more **** her life?
meme3 0
Oh God..... Oh Giggity :D!
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Comments (226)
PutDownTheGun 0
I guess there are a couple ways to interpret this. 1. She was sexually abused as a kid and this event triggered memories, in which case, this is a serious F Her Life and she might want to seek counselling. 2. You seem strangely like her dad, which made intercourse really awkward, in which case it's FYL for sure.
dude85 0
why would you look at a text when your having sex anyway?.... stupid
Luv_bug45 0
What the **** are you even talking about?
original_joe 0
You should play some banjo music next time to get her in the mood.
aback 5
Ask her who's better.
ErisXChaos 0
xD
qwertyone 0
Wow...soo wrong yet funny at the same time.
Boxingsweets 0
Well apparently some girls want men who are like their fathers. >_> Is her dad dead?
kaelendra 0
a girl you've been talking to.... not seeing or dating... your first time meeting up you do it and she a virgin - you think she might have some issues.
xxstealthxx 0
Well im guessing her dad is dead and im guessing she doesnt mean "you remind me of my dad" in a sexual way. the way you look or act probably?
Jakester 0
holy shit! FYL for that and FHL X1000000 for having bad memories being triggered. I hope that things will smooth out soon
Very_Bunny_3563 0
wow. talk about a mood killer. hahahaha i agree with #2: F HER Life.
mochiko 0
wow. daddy did some raping?