Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
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Top comments
Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
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Comments (119)
yikes12345 0
wow that sucks... fyl
dx169 0
YDI for being valedictorian.
Imawhalerider 0
If your asian fyl because they went into yellow lockdown.
dx169 0
I see what you did there.
teehee520 0
#23 wins.
KumoFF7 3
YDI for coming back 3 months after graduating.
NightlightPL0X 0
YDI for marrying a black woman.
hibarisanstr 0
"Terrorist Alert! All students please escort yourselves to the high school bomb shelter! I repeat, all students escort yourselves to the high school bomb shelter."
FarSide 23
LOL. You are already a has-been.
AngryC4t 0
What the hell kind of school did you go to? There's a car with no parking permit and they lock the place down? (Also, I agree that it would be epic if Asians were involved in any way.)
zach055 23
Everyone is too paranoid
taz94 0
yep they have no life
Intoxicunt 6
At least you got noticed.
19lollipop96 0
hahah!! EPIC FAIL! sucks for u tho! sorryyyyyy):
losergirl 0
...are you sure this is a high school and not a jail?
duke56924903 11
Same thing
sulitak 27
yes, because caring for the safety of the school is a bad thing. My h/s (even when my sister drove before 9/11 occurred) had a "unauthorized vehicles will be towed" sign... they're not going to let someone use spaces they could get money for (our school made us pay) Aren't a majority of school shootings kids from the school/people the school would know? Kudos to the school for actually giving a shit about their student's safety.
johobus28 26
I'm sorry, but I disagree wholly. I agree that the school should try to prevent the shootings, but they're being a bit extreme about it. At my school, only the main doors are ever open, the classroom door are always locked, more often than not, I have to walk all the way around the school just to get to class because they won't let me park near the door. Plus we've got two armed policemen walking the school at any given time. It's starting to look more like a jail than school. All these new "security measures" are way too extreme as I'm sure OP would testify
Singularity_fml 0
Hahah, rules are rules, even as valedictorian.
divineinstrument 2
Yeah but they're WAY too strict At my school people can just enter and leave the site all they want without anyone actually giving a crap
andyn 0
That's right, my old school had a public footpath running through the middle of it. American schools are far too security consious.
spoo 24
true but it sounds like the OP thought being a valedictorian made a difference
mcxhunni 0
well, they do this to keep crazy people from shooting the schools up :P
djb23 0
schools don't go into yellow lockdown for one car with an expired parking permit. plus at least some teachers would recognize you if you just graduated. i call shenanigans!
theapplekid 0
#7 FTW
amonymous1234 0
When I graduated as valedictorian and went back to visit my school many months later, my problem was that all of the teachers, hall monitors, administrators, etc. recognized me, so I couldn't get away with wandering the halls, as I probably could have if I had been some random student.
bmach 0
You'd be surprised. Schools tend to have such strict rules that it's beyond paranoia in most cases. You can thank the culture of fear that's developed since the late 20th century.
TysonFawlay 0
No. American schools does. FYL for being an American.
littlebopeep10 0
Not all American schools are that ridiculous.
FarSide 23
And YOU win an Honorary FML for being named like "Tyson Fawlay". And FYL for not changing it. Yes, sadly it can be dangerous here in America sometimes... even in schools. Because WE won't take shit from each other, and we DAMN well won't take it from foreigners.
Lonely_Lez 0
As weird as it is I believe it. Some high schools in the states are closer to prisons these days.
uneekfreak16 0
Seriously. I'm so glad I graduated from my high school before it had bars surrounding the school.
soiree_fml 0
I can't believe you'd go back after 3 months. You wouldn't even have anything to show for graduating, yet. YDI, loser.
BabbiiLovvee 0
I agree :D
islaphippos 0
haha dude you're so full of shit, you wouldn't of been out of the bathroom long enough to go to the school.
mistystarlight 0
well thats rude of them