shalia_fml

Miss Montreal, Canada 36 years-old Single

sandwichsex 8 August 2009, 22:39 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Kinky

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Rachel 20 July 2012, 05:13 United States

Epic prank bro

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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