Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
1215116a 14
She sounds cheap and easy to please.
mexicotoucher 7
That really works? I should date a doctor instead of paying for health insurance.
Tomatobee 4
This guy.
GogoTheGreat 12
Break up with her, problem solved.
planetsmurf 6
bust her car up so she will need that discount:)
irritatedone 5
if the situation were reversed she would throw a huge fit. dump her now. or she will cost you big in the long run. remember marriage is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
67Ravender 0
dump that bitch
justalilcrazy 3
you should have helped her pay for maintanance then she wouldnt need the discount. ydi be a man and support your girl
RileyL29 0
Maybe OP has been with her for a short amount of time. It isn't a requirement at all for guys to support their girlfriends.
justalilcrazy 3
ha nicely said
captainbj2 0
oil, lube and what???
Osito2011 9
looks like he is checking her oil and ringing her bell. but seriously op you need to get your girl in check on shut like this. if she had any type of feelings for you she would not be doing this and report the guy. what else would she do for a Klondike bar.