Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
CoconutMuffin 5
Oooh! That's terrible. I'd break it off if I were you. It's an excuse for her sleep around. Dump her **** ass!
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
hmm.. well machanics do fix everything.
aardvarkish 17
Agreed. Couldn't fly without them...
yellowsmart 0
do you mean fix her gap?
missbreann 0
fail
PSQ91 6
Discounts on what!!? Aaaarghh... I need to know, this is killing me!!
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
lmfao
PSQ91 6
Hey, you're that girl driving a Maserati!
kaleighiscool 0
Staaalkerrr muuuch ? Lol ;D
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
haha! uhmmm that does sound stalker status. can you see mee??!!! :O
ollallie 0
discounts on car repairs and things
victor69er 0
big **** yea!!!! :)
RileyL29 0
In 18's defense, 64, you do brag about it in your name/profile/threads, etc. I wish I could be as cool(spoiled) as you. Actually, not really. Some of us work very hard for the things we have.
CoconutMuffin 5
How is she doing him a favor? I'm not being a dick, i'm honestly curious.
brooooks 0
loool !!
phoenix3032 0
dump her
jennifer93 0
he sounds like a tool...see what I did there? ;p
PSQ91 6
Awesome.
Zomg_Okay 27
Yes, we did. Never. Do. It. Again.
jennifer93 0
omg it was just a joke :p jeeze
shaneac 0
Hey, I thought it was clever. And I'm not just saying that because you're pretty, lol.
darrell8 4
haha that's pretty good
ollallie 0
haha it made me lmao
Ann23 7
it doesn't seem like you put up much of an effort to stop her or let her know it at least bothered you :(
johnnie254 7
amen!
beastin34 0
dude really tho stick up for yourself and do something about it