Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
Skatejock21 0
Oh well. Tell her that you get discounts for just being an awesome person. Also... if he is giving her discounts just for dating her... and he doesn't own his own shop... than he's just hurting the business and himself, he'll regret it one day. Let karma take care of him. I'm a licensed mechanic... and I know that it's a really bad idea to give out "random" discounts. It really hurts the business, because you lose profit and stuff.. and if the business goes downhill b/c of "random" discounts, it cuts wages and the business could close at one point or another.
Nattybabe 1
Emo doesn't mean you cut you stupid mother *******. Eml is short for emotional and it's hardly a characteristic. It's also a genre of music. stop being dumb ***** and learn your facts.
Skatejock21 0
why don't you learn the facts... it's what happens... there's no way of denying it, I've seen it up front with close friends. We are all emotional... some people are just more up front about it. Yet some take it too far... so how are we the dumb ***** when you aren't knowing the reality of it all.
ollallie 0
gee thanks I love being compared to a car
resshead 0
What a *****.
nikki9tails 3
agrees man
DavidSuperRicks 0
yeh you needed it for going out with a *****
neoamaru_fml 8
Cool, so soon you'll be getting modeling pix of her naked and chained up to a car every month ;) you know what to do..
XAlizeX 5
bet he's adjusting her frame work too. go get your car back and drive that bitch home!
just_a_dude_ 0
FYL... dump her bro. lol
sillylolo 6
o damn