Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I had to take my horribly misogynistic grandad to get his car repaired. After it was done, he realised the repair had been done by a female mechanic, so he refused to pay or leave until a “proper mechanic” checked over his car to make sure she hadn’t fucked it up. FML
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Top comments
Olovio 5
Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!
emmiep1011 7
get a new girlfriend maybe?
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Comments (232)
navywifey18 3
dump her!!!
Mell18 0
Go on a date with a local hairstylist or stripper to get discounts since apparently there's nothing wrong with doing so
oGarlande 0
that's why having a real life and girlfriend isn't worth it..... I'll stick to wow
taetae169 0
dude slap that b**** thats retarted
awardZu 0
And she's still your girlfriend? If you don't dump her ass on the curb, ydi. Otherwise, FYL indeed.
Iriz 0
Get a new girl...
msimaginarium 0
I think she is a keeper. Next see if you can get a discount on your cable service, and cell phone bill. Ride the ***** train into free stuffville
ThickHead 0
be funnier if you where something that she gets disscounts for.
perdix 31
Don't worry, she's probably getting all of the "other" services for free.
Minx108 12
My thoughts exactly..
aaronruark 2
oh no there.only. supposed to flirt with the cable man to het more.channels your ******
Minx108 12
Does that mean no one is taking care of the Cable man?! Poor Op he won't even have any good channels to distract him from his worries!