Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
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UndeadMongrel 7
At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.
your_ma 27
A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!
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Comments (214)
Obey_StudBoii 23
It's good he didn't flip on you or get upset cause that's what you were expecting. Be happy that he eased the tension. Whether you be gay, straight, or bisexual it shouldn't matter cause he understands.
clue_me_in 20
No one said the OP wasn't thankful or grateful that his dad wasn't supportive. I still don't think he wants to hear about his dad's sexual past.
Radoh 3
Considering how poorly that situation could have gone, I'd say having him support you is not the worst thing.
ctina 15
An actual moment when a World's Best Dad mug is totally earned
lochiamochia 25
Awkward silence. *Crickets chirping*
Twistedfates 2
What a twist!
PoisonedLiquor 17
Don't get yourself down OP! Sure it's embarrassing, but EVERYONE experiments with SOMETHING in their life. Don't be ashamed of who you are. It's a natural curiosity to wonder what other things feel like, new emotions. At least your Dad is supportive and understands. Above all, he still accepts you as his son and you can rest safely assured that no matter how/who you are, you have the moral support behind you.
oksa 15
Indeed you could not have said it better and btw just because he's expirmenting does not make him gay. You can take this from a bisexual guy.
cb1002630 11
I totally agree
lylid 2
That's really sweet. Appreciate him for not reacting negatively. Others aren't so lucky when it comes to their parents. But yes , fyl for getting caught.
CheeseHater 23
The FML isn't really that his dad was weird, it was that his "friend's" parents were homophobic and that they were discovered by said parents.
upallnight11 19
Are you sure it was just experimenting?