Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
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Top comments
UndeadMongrel 7
At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.
your_ma 27
A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!
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Comments (214)
amifaiyaz 12
you're lucky to have a supporting father, though honestly, no one wants those images in their head.
kriseliz 9
I like your dad. He sounds awesome.
Marvin_Kay 10
More like fyl for getting caught
Ziggy122 15
As embarrassing as that is, it's great that your father supports and accepts you. There's nothing wrong with experimentation.
outoftown 27
Once you get over the need for brain bleach, think about how your friend is being treated by his parents. You need your dad as an ally, and your friend my need him as a supportive adult. Good luck to you both.
Durdanya 13
It's ok, OP; just ignore him. Do what you want to if it feels right, there's nothing wrong with that.
Icestorm875 9
I think OP might be upset because his dad assumes this is just experimentation (which is okay because he had too), but that being gay was not okay. Just because he accepts experimenting, does not mean he accepts his possibly gay son. Or he could have been experimenting with drugs. I think people judge the situation too quickly sometimes
notjanedoe 27
Woah, your dad rocks! It may have been a bit TMI but when you think about it, he probably got rather more information about your sexual habits than he strictly wanted to know too. That he tried to turn this into a bonding moment instead of making you feel ashamed or worse, totally flipping his shit is awesome. This isn't a fyl, this is a 'lucky, lucky you' for having a dad like that.
noaz46 1
Stick a dick in your mouth and you should expect to be screwed in the ass
icepick23 12
Yawn....