Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
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Focnr 0
Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?
SmileEveryone 12
my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.
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Comments (154)
CoconutMuffin 5
Father knows best :)!
eminemchick 19
thats ok, everyone knows **** is yummy!:D
iLOLatURpain69 7
That's how **** buds get ****** up!
IceeCreamm 7
if you were both guys, wouldn't that be awkward watching **** together, and getting erections while next to each other?
NastyNinja31 0
friends that beat it together stick together
dolphincheddar 10
best friends forever
enonymous 9
how many father-son masturbation jokes can we get out of this? Father Strokes Best? Two and a Half Strokes? Growing pains? All in the family?
HowAreYouToday 34
I bet that the dad stuck around for a while...
NeonBlack 0
66 you're not Daniel Tosh stop trying to be
PremierWu1 7
Nice reference! Love your picture :D
PremierWu1 7
That was for 35
iLOLatURpain69 7
Haha one of my favorite D12 songs, That's How :)
enonymous 9
78 I'm not doing Daniel Tosh sorry if you feel that way. please send email to the feedback team at [email protected] thank you for your comments concerns. Have a nice day
scrapmetal58 9
Dude, it's all about the jerk-off races!
2ndSucks 15
105, I've got 50 bucks on op's friend lasting longer. Counter my bet? (;
scrapmetal58 9
100$ I can last longer than both of them.
NikkiSixx22196 5
107, if your there I'm gauranteed to lose ;)
Focnr 0
Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?
chiddy_bang71 0
teenage boys do weird things...
livlafluv100 2
today, I walked in on my son and his friend watching **** together. fml. but don't worry, I have a plan to teach them it's wrong.....
eminemchick 19
i find **** extremely uncomfortable with someone nearby..do u jack off together too?
chiddy_bang71 0
take it from me. im 15. when we were12-13, we would all watch **** together. I heard stories of some people jacking off. a little strange thinking back.
iLOLatURpain69 7
17- Agree And Iv heard stories about people watching **** together, no wank.
iLOLatURpain69 7
Damn 20 all those gingers... hot as he'll.
eminemchick 19
21- 1)r u a guy? 2)can i marry u?! :D
iLOLatURpain69 7
Haha yes I am a guy ;)
iLOLatURpain69 7
And I'd love to get to know you better ;)
eminemchick 19
omg:D my emails [email protected] (plz dont moderate this moderator or else ur such a cockblock...)
johnnyhaha 0
I did that once but we just watched
Bofferding_fml 6
k thx for the email, maybe we can watch **** together ! (not serious.. kidding)
eminemchick 19
40 it dont matter i got cockblocked:( WHY?!
forest1wolf 9
it means there bros for life!
shakeTHEworld 12
Is that weird? I used to watch **** with friends too. Of course, there's no jacking off. It's kinda like watching a show or a movie together...except it's ****.
goshpeople 4
When I was in university, a bunch of the girls in my all-female dorm rented **** videos and watched them together. They got all the weird stuff, equivalent to "2 girls 1 cup", and apparently had a good laugh.
j_cat187 20
that's what I did in the 7th grade with friends. Travis purposely tried to make it akward
bambiez 5
maybe they have a bromance goin on
SteveD92 13
It's not really a communal activity...
revanche 2
I watched it with friends be4 when I was 14 ......but Ima guy and they were hot bi girls
ygdrassil 17
I watched it with a friend a couple of times but that was before I had the whole jacking off thing going.
CyprisVerum 14
and what's that? curious
pickleguy 0
Obviously you guys were close buddies...
JawneeG 0
cat ****, got any?
NastyNinja31 0
Indonesian goat ****
hoodasswhitekid 0
brazilian fart ****
partyfool2011 4
automotive ****. look at that F-150 dominate that mini cooper
torrea 19
Yaaa, more like bum buddies
Youdrongo 0
Was is good ****?
Youdrongo 0
it*. Stupid touch screen. It's less accurate than the Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy movie.
BADDiam 4
Or maybe your fingers are just fat
Youdrongo 0
Ouch. I'm gonna need some ice for that wicked burn.
OhSoBueno 0
gonna need some aloe vera to cool it off
kcircuses2 4
does any body smell smoke? cause you got burned
Youdrongo 0
What's kvircuses2's expiration date? His jokes are pretty stale.
weasel781 2
I bet op and his butt buddy were watching gay ****
jreed_17 0
hey fag it's not gay for 2 or even three guys to watch **** together
fatraptorjesus13 9
haha ignorant asshole
jabee8 0
im sorry it may sound weird but i never got what OP means can someone enlighten me ? :$
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Google can be your best friend.
bullrider92 19
#71 OP means original poster
ariannaimelda 7
**** buddies are the most sacred type of friendship out there!
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Yes.... But will there be Buttsecks?
Davinn 0
well played
iAintEvenMad 0
Especially for watching buttsecks ****!
bichtygurl 0
wow
livlafluv100 2
who watches **** with a friend???
OrgasmicBunnies 9
a lot of kids in that "experimental" phase."
tsume24 3
10: uh...OP did.
Crncj 0
10-who doesn't?
iAintEvenMad 0
Obviously OP, dumbass.
oldnavysnake 0
appatently op amd his friend.(:
emilymaevancore 4
weird!
rayrayray23 1
your mother
SmileEveryone 12
my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.
shakeTHEworld 12
I'm sorry but that's extremely funny!
SergeantSarcasms 4
was the friend a girl or guy? :o
SmileEveryone 12
his friend was a guy D:
Bball_boy15 3
fyl but you gota admit thats funny you deserve beter
SmileEveryone 12
I always thought he had the potential to be gay... lmao. it is quite funny :3
saIty 17
No he's just confused. Tell him you were watching a Lady Gaga music video.
Max24KB 0
no I dont think so. he didn't say gay ****
trainheartnet 1
Nice