Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
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football98_fml 20
Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:
jamjam276 16
I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.
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football98_fml 20
Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:
Ms_ValS 27
I gotta say OP. Not sure if your ex thought this through because to me it sounds like he's digging his own grave too.
Brandi_Faith 34
I would absolutely die if my ex boyfriend ever did anything like that. I'd kill him myself.
jtrg 5
I clicked dislike...I meant t click like...FML??
jamjam276 16
I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.
xlord 27
Well he clearly isn't over you, so at least you can take solace in the fact that you will move on to better things while he will simply cry about losing you.
DoomedGemini 38
And perhaps let everyone know he pulled something like this. I'd say him pulling this would look way worse on him than you.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't think he wants her back, I think he just really wanted to hurt her as much as possible because he's mad at her. If he wanted her back than he wouldn't ruin his chances so severely by doing what he did. I think he's just mad at her for the way the relationship was, or how it ended, and wanted to hurt her, which he accomplished. However, now I think she's going physically hurt him; if her dad doesn't get to him first. ;)
Tiny_Nerd 14
Not necessarily #35. People who are THAT ****** in the head don't always think about the long-term ramifications of hurting people. Usually abusive, manipulative personalities try to turn people (especially family and friends) against their target in an effort to control them. They want them to feel pain yes, but they don't necessarily think that it will hurt their future chances of getting back together. People who are that warped in the head (usually with some sort of sociopathy or narcissism) usually only think that they are "making the person (boyfriend, girlfriend, friend---hell anyone) pay for doing *insert action*", because in their minds they deserve it for daring to do anything they don't like.
wyleanda 18
and this is were the dad gets his gun and shoots the guys dick off.
jelrid 30
"It was at that point when the ex realized just how much of a mistake he had made. Clearly, he didn't see that coming. Ever again...."
football98_fml 20
where*
jelrid 30
My bad, thanks!
chosha_fml 27
The mistake was in #4, not yours. :)
jelrid 30
Lol. *Awkwardly exits FML with head hung in shame*
YourGrammarSucks 12
No need to feel ashamed, 15; you took it very graciously. Had you flipped out and been a douche, THEN an awkward exit would have been needed.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hope your dad stopped him mid-sentence, yelled at him for sharing something so personal and private and told him if he repeated that to anyone else then he'd kick his butt, and kicked him out of his house. That's how I'd hope my dad would handle the situation. I wouldn't want him to just sit there and let him keep talking. How did your dad react op?
erin_girl 6
Dad isn't mad at me at all... It's all directed towards my ex. I have 3 big brothers, so between them and dad I feel like my ex is going to get what's coming to him. :)
jelrid 30
Some guys are just douches like that.
whitnayfortooh 29
amen
Blueocean7 19
That is just horrible and very mean of him! Hope karma takes care of him to be punished!
Sweet_Melody 15
And right after he said that, her dad got the shotgun he was hiding.
nash1991 20
I'm surprised your ex made it out alive after that confession
guttedbrit 26
that's disgusting, childish and downright low. Ultimately what happened in your relationship is private, and he is the one that will end up humiliated when he eventually runs into your dad. You're well rid of him, OP!
redscarf_fml 8
Why is your ex-boyfriend conversing with your father?