Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*
taz1 1
Well at least he's patriotic...
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Comments (87)
Muffinish 0
Honestly, what the hell do you think your mother wants for her birthday? Some snot-nosed kid yelling "Happy birthday!" or "Surprise!" and reminding her she's old, or her husband stripping and doing something special for her? YDI for not giving her privacy
uj_fml 4
haha i agree
XkassieX 6
Oh shut up celebrate her being alive I take it people don't do that for you
fash 0
You should have knocked. Manners don't cost anything.
ezebreeze 0
here have a beer ,
cross027 0
YDI for liking ice cream
baller789 0
YDI for being Jewish
Sunako_fml 9
Should have knocked first. Btw, for those who are saying she deserved it, at least give a good reason besides idiotic comments (aka those 2 above me).
Sunako_fml 9
*he
evilbrent 0
don't they have manners where you're from. Knock. Idiot. And... OH NO!!!! You're parents have a SEX LIFE!!! Good Lord! Call the police!! How do you think you came about??
XkassieX 6
Don't be a dick about things. They can have a sex life its just I don't wanna see it. There are just some things in life I really don't wanna see. It's not me being a bitch or some pussy, it's me not wanting to see my parents Doing the bone dance. Sorry if that is too much to ask for.
XkassieX 6
Some stuff should be kept in privacy, even though we all know it happens. We don't need to see it happen.
lmfaoincanada 9
Which is why you knock before going into your parents room dumbass. Or are parents not allowed any privacy at all? Grow up. Most parents have sex. Get over it.
baller789 0
YDI for not being a tree
netbeui435 3
knock next time dipshit. get over yourself.
Theguybehindyou 0
was your mom awake?