Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*
taz1 1
Well at least he's patriotic...
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Comments (87)
HeroicDude 0
Haha, that gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing it!
ObadiahtheSlim 2
That, children, is why you always knock first.
watanidiot 0
HAHAHAHAHA
Link5794 18
Ikz_Hustler 9
Knock? Your dads a joker, when I read "grimacing in pain" LMAOOOOO
smilessss 4
threesome!!!!
yawndiver 2
tell him "patriotic"
bluejayscheer 7
Oh the poor flag.
cwl727 33
You should have knocked.
xx_ginny 17
Do you not know how to knock first..?