Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*
taz1 1
Well at least he's patriotic...
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Comments (87)
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for not knocking seriously I always knock before going into my parents' room just because my brother didn't knock one time and walked in on them
tbrayspena23 0
AWK-WARD thats pretty sexy if you ask me though.
zabeth_fml 0
Why wouldn't you knock first? YDI.
conan6 0
A thong? Could have been much worse.
Whirling_Kumquat 0
"Grimacing in pain" because of your BONER! You know you enjoyed it.
plexico 4
Was the flag at full-mast?
TKDWill 13
Lol nice one. Yea I did pick FYL but I think I shoulda went with YDI. Knock next time, and no I don't mean knock while you're walking in. It defeats the purpose
Shyman4ever 0
DAD FTW
lettertjes 0
YDI, learn to knock before you enter
demonkey_fml 4
Well, just be polite and tell he looks good for his age (add 10 years onto his age just for laughs). Then ask him to NEVER MENTION THE TOPIC AGAIN!
kpruitt1229 0
Sorry but YDI for not having the decency to knock first. It is sweet of you to want to wish your mom Happy Birthday, but please remember your manners next time. That way you could avoid awkward situations like this one. Better luck next time!!! ;-)