Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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go_wings 0
You know, a while ago some soap actor felt uncomfortable when the writers turned his character gay, so he left the show. You know, because he didn't feel comfortable kissing guys since he was straight. Of course, he got lambasted and oh, what an awful person, and blah, blah, blah. If this guy had done the same thing everyone would have been up in arms accusing him of somehow being both homophobic and a **** himself. Not everyone has to enjoy kissing the same gender. And saying you don't doesn't make you gay. Grow up. FYL, dude.
Nightfallz 0
LOL. You try dealing with it. :)
fyourlife33 0
Sorry buddy you're gay
irrelevantxx 0
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jtizzle 0
everyone saying that since he did that he must be gay: no. that's not true at all. it's called ACTING. take rent...jesse l. martin and wilson jermaine heredia played two gay men, the latter a gay transvestite. both straight. acting doesn't mean you are the same as the role you play. lots of people have played serial killers, rapists, drug addicts, what have you - that doesn't mean they're automatically that. and it doesn't matter how much they get paid - many people just enjoy acting.
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RhymePrime 7
Are you sure you're straight, sir?
dyld921 2
It's called ACTING, you idiot. He's playing a GAY character. How do you play the part well? That's right, by doing what gay guys normally do. When you're acting, the character you're playing isn't you. So in that situation, a kiss a just a kiss, it means nothing. Pull your head out of your ass.
4dakill 0
#61 HETRO WIN
FarSide 23
"Pull your head out of your ass"... Gee, that sounds a little gay...
esassd 0
i think you have to be gay to even think about kissing a guy...even in a play.
Inoku 0
If the OP were a female kissing a female, every single one of these "you must be gay" comments would magically become a "who cares, it was hot" comment. How does the OP kissing a man in a play make him gay? Is Liam Neeson a Nazi because he played one in a movie? (PS: Godwin is what you get for being ridiculous.)