Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Comments (183)
Vitiate 5
sounds fun. I would have enjoyed play. The perks of being bi.
ImTheAlpha 30
Aww, c'mon, you know you liked it. ;) Haha.
newmandotcom 6
You got more balls than me. And I served in the marine corps. I would never kiss a guy. Not that I'm against it. It's just not my cup-o-tea.
SHRB 1
I'm a friend of Dorothy, I'm a friend of Dorothy, She, is my friend!~ Ohhhhhh :)
MyWorldAway 0
Sure you Go with That. hear from you soon when u COME OUT
jaytee1994 9
Come on! Seriously?! You coulda turned down the roll?
chuksnwali 34
Why should he turn down the role because he is straight, people play older characters, more criminal characters and dumber characters than them. should they all turn it down?
datine22 7
There are plenty of straight actors that do that, power to you, but does suck you haven't kissed as many girls lol, you have plenty of time, don't worry :)
Tyrez 32
I have never kissed anybody
lalaney 14
I understand why that's disappointing, but being a straight man in the acting world gets you lots of ladies. When it is revealed that you like women, they'll flock to you. Especially if you are attractive enough to pull off being a gay man on stage.
alexanderavatar 24
personally i wouldnt have run for that role