Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Comments (183)
TrueLover 0
I dont think the point was that he's homophobic. If he WERE homophbic and ignorant, would he seriously have played the part- kisses and all? He was voicing how few times he realized he's actually kissed women. I understand your hostility but please dont be so quick to anger. And I have one question for the author: was he a good kisser??
chick16 0
lol @89, so true! his character is gay, but he's really straight. which is perfect for that. anyways, OP, i think it's cool that you're comfortable playing a gay role even though you're straight.
RENThead517 0
omg was it RENT? cuz RENT is amazinggggg!
jtizzle 0
agreeeeeeed:D
nikshy2329 0
I LOVE RENT! it's the best movie ever!!!!! we had to sing seasons of love in chorus, i cried when i saw the movie.
Madame_Javert 4
If you really like RENT, watch the Filmed Live On Broadway DVD, not just the movie. :)
krissy33 0
I didn't like the live version at all. The girl who played Mimi had crazy big eyes and it bother me that she looked surprised all the time. I'm super glad she got pregnant and couldn't do the movie, she would have ruined it!
GothamKnight 0
That's showbiz! That's a real bummer though...
eli_weli 0
at least it means you're a dedicated actor!!! They're hard to come by these days!!!
eeek_fml 1
I think you should ignore alot of these comments. You should be proud. A guy that comfortable with his sexuality is extremely hard to find these days
Veunz 4
Jake? From Bare? Is that you?
RatIsKing 0
ouch. but YDI for playing a gay guy :P
supersweetjess 0
hahaha I just think this is plain funny. Don't give an opinion on his sexuality, just laugh at it. That's what its here for....
chaos753159 4
YDI for "acting" gay