Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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lmmmr 0
WTF is with all the hate in here? The OP is an actor. BY definition, actors do things that are out of character in order to portray a role. The role is by no means any indication of the actor's sexual preference, AT ALL. Idiots. And the FML isn't about having to kiss a guy, it's about not having kissed girls. Reading comprehension FTW.
whatastory 0
I'd agree, except if it was his CHOICE, then why is he WHINING about it here? And maybe he's not getting any chicks because everyone thinks he's gay anyways...
lmmmr 0
Why does anyone whine about anything here? Every single FML can be attributed to a decision made by the OP. Perhaps he's whining about it because it is unfair for everyone to jump to the unfounded conclusion that because he is an actor playing a homosexual that he is one himself, as is clearly demonstrated by the immature, ignorant posters here at FML.
whatastory 0
Get off your high horse already. And the "unfair conclusions" came AFTER the FML was posted, so not sure what you're talking about. If someone is going to post something around here, they should expect to be ridiculed. That's what this site is about...this isn't some group therapy session.
FarSide 23
We don't hate faggots. We are just ACTING like we hate faggots.
SVelasquez 0
Nothing's wrong with kissing another guy. ^^
kc2_fml 0
Your in a play... Your kissing men.... And your "playing" a gay guy..... Either your a very good actor... Or just plainly gay
SleepyPharma 21
"Your" not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?
podrummer9209 0
#3, Bravo dumbass... A play is a scripted performance on stage... it was dictated in the script that his character is gay and kisses another man. you fail. OP, don't feel so bad. At least you don't have a reputation as a ...loose person.
sgn12345 0
#18 up-tight bitch
4toestatue 7
Ouch the bad side of the profession...
anoymousjoe 0
#17, nautical, made me **** all over my screen
nautical 0
LMAO. your welcome.
Yatta_fml 0
Anyone saying he has to be gay is an idiot. A lot of (famous!) actors are secure enough with their (heteo) sexuality that they are willing to ACT the part if a gay man. Key word is act, not BE. A lot of actors do it to expand their acting ability by playing roles that take them outside of who they really are. Even a lot of gay **** stars aren't gay - it pays better than hetro ****.
notnormal 0
Case and point: the two men who played Angel (transvestite) and Collins (gay dude) in Rent were both straight. They played those roles perfectly too, and yet stayed in touch of their original sexuality.
Madame_Javert 4
Really? Someone told me that the guy who played Angel (in the OBC) was gay. I guess they were misinformed. 8)
shmaller 0
Umm...at least you're dedicated to your work, right?
herb517 0
at least you're not some fanny packin-AIDS havin-rent actin thesbian ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Xx Herb517 xX xbox live motha fucka
notnormal 0
ummm... try and be smarter when you're insulting people. A lot of people like Rent, not all actors have AIDS, and Thespian is actually considered a compliment to a lot of theater people.
bollywood_rocks 0
It's thesPian, you ignorant idiot! Plus if you're talking about Rent the movie, the actresses who played the lesbians are straight, so are Angel and Collins. Ever heard of Brokeback Mountain? Yep, straight as an arrow Jake and Heath(RIP). Queer as Folk: 4 of the six main characters are straight. You're an idiot and maybe you were one of those antagonizing LGBT people on Xbox life. Get a life and a brain while you're at it.
Madame_Javert 4
Seriously, #43, what the hell are you even saying? I can't even understand what you're trying to convey. #109: Maureen is supposed to be bi, I believe... Right? :) I actually got to play her in a community theatre production.... it was awesome! #43, I'm straight, and had no problems kissing my friend who was Joanne. I mean, that's why they call it a stage kiss, it's not like her tongue was down my throat.