Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Comments (183)
amber_catfish 0
i'm a girl and i'm perfectly content to say that i've made out with more girls than guys (i've kissed more guys)
crushed56 0
Then go and kiss more girls.
alicks_fml 0
See #45. It's hardly an FML if you can, you know, go out and DO something about it instead of sitting here bitching.
jenthefabulous 0
Wow, what is wrong with these people? I'd love to kiss you, drama-boy. ;-)
wrestling49 0
maybe you shud try being gay
mjsmclaren 0
ya sure about that last statement?
whalebro 0
In a play, you're never just /* playing */ a gay man.
paperboat_fml 0
Guys love seeing girl on girl action, but when guys are on guys, suddenly its unethical? Grow up you negative nancies. ****. OP= I guess its like they say, a kiss is a kiss.
murdermygymsox 0
Were they at least good kissers...?
whatevs80 0
THISISAMERICA= IGNORANT REDNECK
bollywood_rocks 0
I will defend "faggots" because THEY ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME. If that makes me a "******", well hey I'll take it. I'll just have to find girls to hook up with and explain to my boyfriend of a year that I'm ditching him because some moron going by THISISAMERICA insinuated I was a ****** for defending people like him(my bi boyfriend).
bollywood_rocks 0
see comment by 60 above!
ncochrum 0
He's not complaining about kissing men. He's complaining about NOT kissing women. He took the job willingly because he doesn't care about a bunch of 12 year olds calling him gay on FML.