Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Comments (183)
ASUdec 0
Your fault to agreeing to pretend gay
FarSide 23
Yes, and all those ladies are **** too.
popcorncomics 0
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be -very- popular with the yaoi fangirls.... ;]
popemichael 9
You're not gay, OP. Being gay means you're attracted to men. You can have "gay" tastes in music, clothing, food, wine or anything else. So long as you are attracted to women, you're heterosexual.
sjam 0
I know tons of ladies who would be impressed that you're willing to take on any character and not let it detract from your performance (seriously the number of guys who would be weirded out by a role like that is high). So....play that card.
candyfloss09 0
haha! I've kissed more girls than guys and I'm a straight female...=P
kukopia 0
This is LIFE, not a FML. When you're older, you'll understand the difference. I'm not going to your pity party.
myname150 0
lol guys kissing guys is hot anyways. dont listen to those people who are anti-gay. if you find it that men better suit you...so be it! theres nothing wrong with being gay! ^.^
alexanderavatar 24
that wasn't what op was getting at
iluvfml18 0
Are you sure you're straight?
I_Love_Isms 0
A lot of straight people play gay parts.
ico2 2
i've kissed more dudes than chicks too. 1! I'm also straight, FML!