Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Nathan_Dorian 0
At least you've got the balls and the security in your sexuality to do a role like that, like plenty of straight men who are famous actors who have played gay men. Rock on.
Karayan 0
Yeah I totally agree with you 66 The people saying "why would you want to play a gay person if you weren't gay" are just being moronic. Plenty of actors on tv, in film and on the stage play characters not even remotely close to how they are in real life. Saying that is like saying "why would you want to play a pedophile if you're not a pedophile?" or "Why would you want to play a republican if your not a republican?" it is a ROLE not a reflection of how that person is in real life.
azure8787 0
So get out there and kiss more women, duh!
tdutch712 0
or spring awakening:)
bollywood_rocks 0
Stop being a moron,moron. I don't see you calling Sean Penn,Jake Gyllenhaal, Gale Harold, Hal Sparks or Heath Ledger a "******" but ALL OF THEM played gay men in movies and on TV. And we wonder why the rest of the world think Americans idiots
bollywood_rocks 0
Why am I not surprised? You're 58 and from Texas. **** your life for not having anything better to do than visit this website. Don't you have a wife or did she divorce you because of your idiocy?
armageddillo 0
For starters, "the rest of the world think Americans idiots" probably doesn't help convince anyone we're not. Secondly, insinuating that older people and/or Texans are pre-disposed to being idiots is just as offensive as insinuating there's something wrong with being gay. Don't hate discrimination by replying with it. Lastly, you are on this website, do you have nothing better to do as well?
FarSide 23
Don't sweat it pal. I am sure the other ****** actor has not had much luck with females either.
Psh_ily 0
well atleast from reading theise comments i know im not the only gay person on this site XD
Brwill3 0
Did you ask for the character that kiss guys each play, because if you went home, new the play and the characters, laid down in bed and said, "yep" I want to play that gay guy. Then, yes, your gay.
manda97 3
u know...it is called ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lbjsong 0
now you are turning into homosexual lol
armageddillo 0
The reaction to that soap actor seems rather odd, he signed up for a role, it got changed on him and it made him uncomfortable, its not homophobic to not enjoy the idea of playing a gay character, its a little more close-minded yes, but its a matter of personal comfort.