Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Comments (183)
dave6000 0
ur gay ang ugly
fuzz97 23
probably would have been smarter of them to get a gay man for the part.
eatmybeans 0
damn you fail and your sad.
waywick 0
not anymore you're not!
thesleepyone 0
Don't sweat it. From the stories I've heard about drama from actors/actresses, it's quite common. You'll get your girl, eventually. You should feel more embarassed about being worried about this than that you kissed more guys than girls. For every other poster who doesn't seem to get acting: I've heard lots of stories about theater from people, and the kissing thing really isn't a big deal, just like nudity isn't really a big deal. Theater is an ART. Whatever someone does on stage is to portray the story and enrapture the audience, and has no bearing on the person themselves. I mean, if I'm seeing people not in-character, and a kiss between two bumbling, awkward people pretending to be characters, who are embarassed about it, it's a terrible play. The best play is one where the characters are so intense they draw you in, or the characters are so funny, that I end up laughing all the time. In both instances, I end up forgetting that there's a real person pretending to be a character, and that's the way it should be. As an audience member, I would be mad if you were awkward onstage because you were worried for kissing another guy. And it wouldn't be smart to get a gay man for the part. Because the gay man may actually feel much more awkward doing the kissing, and the awkwardness may interfere with them being in character. Actually, go you OP for playing a gay part.
califormula 0
Are you sure about that?
Alygiiirly 0
59 that's mean. if you don't like kids why did you have any? but yeah you don't choose to be gay. you are born gay.
madeingeorgia 0
Either they paid you a lot of money to be in that play or you need to come out of the closet! No truly straight man would ever kiss another man unless there is a lot of money involved!
astriofou 0
so.. did u get to second base? X3
2queen18 2
whyd u audition 4 a gay play????