Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML
Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML
Today, I finished a very difficult order and brought it to a client's house. He greeted me at the door in his underwear, and thanked me by kissing me. Now his whole neighbourhood probably thinks we're gay, even though I'm straight. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
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jonnymohio 2
FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
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Bryan_Z 0
were they hot, at least?
nonotme 0
Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.
nautical 0
To all the negitive people; i've madeout with two girls at the same time while my boyfriend sat next to me. in all fairness i was drunk, but really it nothing to be so repuled by. it's still just a mouth and tounge, exactly the same. Saying that i've even pecked my friends sober, it's no big deal.
spaerro 8
You're a ****.
Xeebar 28
You're a *****. A G-rated *****.
RJB 0
Honestly youve got balls for even kissing a guy and not wanting and doing it for ur own gain of doing the play...btw atleast you know now DEFINITELY(sp?) you arent gay. :-)
awuh_man 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you're gay I know because no straight guy would kiss a man multiple times more than multiple times it's okay hun, maybe the guys will kiss you :D
Dragodon64 0
Are you stupid? Many straight men would kiss other men, only the pathetic ones are disgusted by it.
I_Love_Isms 0
#21 is very stupid.
Rauron 0
Hahaha, acting is *this is the part where I made a little "less than three" heart, but it disappeared ;-;*
Tashaxox 0
Why would you even audition for a gay role if you had a prblem with it??? Your probably gay and your in denial. YDI
milooo 0
Now a days people have to take whatever jobs they can get they don't get to choose unless they want to starve. Just applying this the real world if he decides to go into acting.
FarSide 23
You are full of BS. There are way to many fat unemployed people for this to be true.
keyofdestiny13 24
I don't know how it worked for OP, but at all the auditions I've done, you never auditioned for a specific part (even one you really really wanted!), and the director would just cast you as whoever he saw fit. So maybe OP auditioned and just happened to get the role.
Phallus_fml 0
Quit lying and don't be afraid to confess that you're gay. Dammit.
blondegurl718 0
Guys are hot - quit complaining!
hcolovex0x 0
How come u played a gay man? They can get actual gay people to play the part of a gay person because I'm sorry but I don't knownmany straight people who would play a gay person unless it payed like a lot.
4dakill 0
Broke Back MOuntain
bollywood_rocks 0
THANK YOU! Rent ( Idina Menzel and the guy from Law and Order) Summer Storm. I could go on and on. People these days are just ignorant
tdutch712 0
spring awakening:)
FarSide 23
LMAO! Really! Like how hard can it be to find a REAL **** actor??? I think your Producer has less luck picking actors than you have kissing women. LMAO x 5!
bollywood_rocks 0
NO HE'S NOT. IT'S CALLED ACTING. IS SEAN PENN GAY BECAUSE HE WAS IN MILK? JAKE GYLLENHAAL FOR BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? By your logic, Jim Cavieziel is Jesus Christ because he was in The passion of christ. If you say no he's not Jesus then OP is not gay OR YOU'RE JUST A MORON!
Madame_Javert 4
Has it struck you that landing a role MIGHT be based on talent rather than sexual orientation?