Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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Top comments
MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
beer01 0
It's more like the hamsters FML! Today, my owner cared more about cleaning up my cage and complaining about it than my death. FML.
fylseriously 0
lmao agree with 59
rawrimapenguin 0
how do yooh not realize a hamster is dead? they are cold and stiff. :/ it only takes like 15 mins to clean my hamsters cage. XD
mahamii_93 0
and ur life is fcked cuz u had to clean his cage? arent u upset ur hamster's dead
CrayolaBomb 0
Sad face. I agree with rawrimapenguin. It would be cold and stiff.
inthavong17 0
hahaha omg poor hamster
mrteacup 0
how is that an fml you wouldve had to clean it either way
urclremi 2
FAIL
milf20 0
that's terrible. :( I'm sorry OP
thacrazynative 0
How can you she not deserve it. It should read I am a complete moron who can not keep a small rodent alive.
Kilomech 8
#82 - Those small rodents don't live very long at all, 2 - 3 years at the absolute most. It's rather difficult to keep them alive. :/