Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
htownlove 0
that happened to me once except that I CARED that my hamster had died
lolorly 0
Poor Toofie.
Ajjas013 6
Stud Hamsters FTW
goldenone 2
you would have had to clean it anyway... suck it up.
HelloAnna 0
Aw, that's horrible, I hope the hamster didn't die by going down a flight of stairs... That's disgusting to visualize with all the blood and whatnot. Poor hamster. Mine died after 2 months because I didn't take care of it. RIP. D':
vlk4_fml 0
So the lack of movement, the cold body, and the rigor mortis didn't tell you anything when you picked up the hamster?
Crickets 0
How do you NOT Know hes dead?? D: They usually wiggle around when you take em out. >.>;
gloogle 0
@48 sounds like fun!
956TXking 0
I accidently kicked my hamster while it was in the ball.... she was right behind the door and after I kicked the ball she hit the wall and I checked her out and she seems ok she's still alive today.
gurlucrazy 0
fake, its nearly impossible to pick up and carry a dead hamster without realizing he's dead
Ascaryrobot 0
A) "Nearly impossible" B) It may have died after she put it in the ball. C) You're a fuckbag
1384450244679 0
what does op mean ??
allysgotstyle 0
Fake. 1) Takes over 10 or more minutes to clean a cage not an hour. 2) you would have relized that it was dead when you picked it up, you douchebag.
gloogle 0
@59 if hes a douche bag youre shitfaced cockmaster word