Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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Top comments
MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
kevooo_fml 0
how did it die? D=
13__Loki__13 1
it was a mafia hit
Penrhyn 0
1) Just how dirty was his cage? I have a massive mouse cage (it's actually a medium sized rat cage) and to take it apart, clean it fully and put in new toys takes 30 minutes. 2) Those plastic balls are dangerous, ever seen a small animal bump into a WALL at full tilt in one of those things? This is probably what caused it's death.
fuckyouasshole66 0
how does it take an hour to clean his cage it takes me 30 mins and any way ydi for not knowing hes dead
coldblood 4
cleaning my bird cage takes an hour. birds are really cute. ( bit only parakeets)
froggi_fml 0
RIP hamster :(
CallMeHush 1
You're not supposed to leave the ball at the top of the stairs.
The_Toxic_Mite 0
Did he mention stairs? No. GTFO and think before you post.
Mauskau 36
rofl
null_fml 11
Hahaha #24 ftw. #25 wouldn't recognize a joke if it was banging his wife.
farsidee 0
wife? he barely looks like he's over puberty.
CallMeHush 1
^ right you are, funny can bang his mom then.
dirtbike0375 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahshahshahahahaaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
coldblood 4
i hope that ball had airholes...
EricaAnnihilate 0
Yeah something like this happened to me once. Besides the fact I accidently let off a flea bomb and forgot about him in the house I also forgot to feed him though.
lickmyjock 0
uh murder?
PsychoMerk 0
^^ lol
seeimdee 0
you need to feed it silly :3
PhillyFox 0
He must have a big cage, or it was REALLY dirty, for you to spend an hour cleaning it.
R3kli3 10
aww that sucks