Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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Top comments
MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
Tahsis 4
I once my put my turtle in the sink so it could eat and I realized 5 minutes later that it was dead. It was really sad. But turtle's aren't hamsters. They aren't supposed to move. SO YDI for not noticing.
FightOfYourLife 0
well get a new damn hamster if it matters that much!or get a better pet cuz hamsters are ******* stupid all they do is eat,shit and bite!get a ******* dog
sasonzal 4
@60 the hamster posted an fml after he died?he couldn't even do that alive
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for being blind.
yessirfosho 0
I'm going to assume the hamster died in the ball. In which case FYL. If it was already dead before well then.....still fyl for being so dumb. I really feel bad for you.
mikkel_natas 0
HAMSTER FAIL!
samantha_durano 6
ooh, you were to late op. r.i.p. hamster.
MUSiC_iS_lifExx 0
Lmfao xD
MidgetMonster 0
because its not like hammy wasnt cold, unreponsive and rigor mortis or anything like that.
RyanKaufman 7
I call faked on this. Like everyone else is saying, dead things tend to be... you know.. dead. I doubt you picked it up and didn't realize it was dead. Unless you're more of a mentally challenged person than someone who was stabbed in the brain.