Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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MQ_was_here 0
umm...wtf?
Tabbykat9698 0
Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.
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Comments (120)
Menick47 0
~Long Pause~ How. The. ****. Do you not realize that your own hampster is dead?
Katlix 0
You are an idiot for having the hamster for that long period of time in the ball. The poor fellow probably suffocated while you were cleaning the cage which you probably should have done a while before if it took you an hour.
Kilomech 8
I've had hamster balls before and they've all been ventilated. I'm not sure how the hamster could suffocate in it.
hottieluver 0
epic fail
aaLeejandra 0
Hahahahahahhahahhahahahahshahahahahhahqhahahhahahahahhahaha I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGG !!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHH LMAAO XD
kykyshay 0
weirdo
sucks4u918 4
im so sorry :(
mickstisy 3
well that explains the dead hamster smell
kykyshay 0
Jerk! Take better care of your animals!
KILLME321 0
Awww sux! :( I have a hamster n this is my third one! Haha srry 4 ur loss! Losing pets suck
rachilio 26
my hamsters committed suicide by burying themselves alive