Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
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Top comments
slowlybreakingme 14
How did YOU not know it was pregnant? Or did you just think you were buying a firmly fat cat?
Grand_Cookie 21
Well meow, that sucks.
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Comments (136)
29dear 16
I know there's some local ordnances against doing that with any type of pet in my neck of the woods. check around!!
Getspmak 15
Well now the cats, are out of the bag... ;-)
flockz 20
or in this case the box.
sikunt89_fml 16
I would love that, you can play with them for 6-8 weeks while you find them homes :)
lincolnick4 19
You could take care of them till they are a little older before finding homes for them. Also seek advice on providing proper care for them, try not to touch them too much as well in this early stage.
laughmaster 9
How CATastrophic
Jharrist89 12
I'd be sending the kittens to his house right about meow!
jjstock 7
Just sell the kitties then!!
ciaraohagan94 5
A similar thing happened to my aunty. She had one cat and then a stray cat moved in with them. What they didn't know was that the stray was super pregnant and now my aunty has 7 cats. I think it's punishment for the amount of cats that had accidentally died while she owned them.
buddy51 23
I think there's an old guy in tight wet underwear who's in the market for your kitties.....
Han1156 23
I swear I've read this before except in greater detail.