Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
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Top comments
slowlybreakingme 14
How did YOU not know it was pregnant? Or did you just think you were buying a firmly fat cat?
Grand_Cookie 21
Well meow, that sucks.
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Comments (136)
Zehla 7
Should have rescued instead of buying from a breeder. Give homes to the ones in greatest need!
JukeboxBanshee 10
That sucks, but how did you not notice that she was pregnant? Her belly would have looked huge and her nipples would have grown considerably.
CeeCee_fml 16
But, but, KITTENZZ!!!111!!!!11
jkjorn 18
Reminds me of the old saying "Give the gift that keeps on giving- give them a pregnant cat." Start saving up for 7 neuter jobs or you will be continually gifted for years to come!
kidsgotastinky 11
Sell them. Boom profit.
caligirllife 11
Take care of them of for the 8 crucial weeks of being newborns then sell the kittens. You'll get some money out of it
jdrappi 12
That actually awesome, and now you have kittens to sell and make some money, or you can keep 2 kittens, sell the mom and the rest of the lot
Iloveyoualexis 7
Of course he knew lol.
chosha_fml 27
On the bright side, KITTENS!!
loserwithaphone 1
same shit happened to me