Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
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Top comments
slowlybreakingme 14
How did YOU not know it was pregnant? Or did you just think you were buying a firmly fat cat?
Grand_Cookie 21
Well meow, that sucks.
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Comments (136)
klovemachine 24
Cats are awesome :-D
Lasagnaa 24
Why don't you sell them or give them away?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Because they're kittens and who doesn't want 5 kittens? c: Lol
xgetxbentx 13
Even to do that she needs to wait 8 weeks until they're weaned, on hard food and at least mostly litter trained.
ShyAnn29 15
Kittens are cute and fun, you'll have fun taking care of them!!
thatonegirlnic 10
Better stock up on the lasagna now
Ambiguous404 6
I would of thought you are on a bit of cash now aren't you? Why is this a FML? Only look after them till they get sold!
larsak 3
Be proud! This is a blessing from God. You could also try selling on Craigslist!
flockz 20
craigslist works. perhaps name the ad "selling young pussy". you should be able to find people looking specifically for a kitten to brighten up their home.
Taskmaster_fml 13
You are not suppose to "sell" animals on there, although they do allow you to give them away on there.
Steffi 26
Sell them. PROFIT.
love_me_electric 20
Yeah right. The shelters are so full these days you can't even GIVE kittens away. When my cat had a litter of 5 we ended up having to give 3 of them to a farm to be barn cats. I felt awful, but the only other option was putting them down.
HeartForMusic 23
It's possible the seller knew and just didn't want to be left with that kind of responsibility.
Raykyogrou03 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, you don't HAVE to, you can just leave them at the pet store door, give them to random people, or sell them to a Chinese guy.
Raykyogrou03 12
Wait, so does that make the OP a (crazy) cat lady now?