Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I found out two of my rats are pregnant. The breeder told us that all of them were male, only one ended up being male. I now have 20+ rat babies on the way and no idea how to take care of them. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
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Top comments
slowlybreakingme 14
How did YOU not know it was pregnant? Or did you just think you were buying a firmly fat cat?
Grand_Cookie 21
Well meow, that sucks.
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Comments (136)
Kyle_Kawi27 7
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
worldclassrager 41
Sell the kittens...that's what most people do...
Ashley868 10
kittens aren't hard to get rid of though. the mother will take care of them the first 8 weeks, and then you give them away. I had a cat give birth a few years ago. when they were old enough I made an ad on kijiji. they were all gone by the end of the week.
skyeyez9 25
My neighbor had a feral cat and 3 kittens living underneath her back porch. I loved to watch the momma cat teach her babies how to hunt. She'd bring them a bird or rat that she crippled and give it to her babies to finish off. Its exactly how a 300lb lion teaches her young to hunt and kill when it breaks a gazelle's legs.....amazing how similar they are.
shorty6823 28
We didn't know our cat was pregnant until she was in labor and had a kitten hanging out. Even then, we thought she was taking a shit inside, which was weird, as she was an outside cat and trained.
rokolodo 10
Cats are evil, female cats become pregnant for no apparent reason. You got prove. Unless U think cat owners are not very honest.
Thorzix 23
You just went full-retard
NellyFC35 19
E....in the kitchen though?
maeby_f 1
Don't buy animals from breeders! Shelters won't adopt out an animal that isn't fixed!
titibug823 11
Actually thats not entirely true. My friend got a dog from a shelter and she was one that was overlooked. She was not spayed. Earlier this year she had a litter of puppies.
CrimsonAmaryllis 18
Huh. Was the bulge not obvious? Maybe it was a really big/furry cat.
r0dents 9
I don't think the seller did know. If someone sells cats, a pregnant cat is a gold mine. If they're not an "avid cat seller," then they probably tricked you. The local pound will clear that right up. That is, if you don't fall in love with them, first. ((Kittens are rad.))
Evgeny2222 11
Drown the kittens? How sadistic can you be?