Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to yet another kitten. My girlfriend swore to me this would never happen again. When I reminded her of her promise, she told me the kitten will be staying, and she wants me to move out. FML
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Today, since getting the new kitten that only I wanted, it has scratched me and peed on my socks, my side of the bed and my laptop. It loves my husband though, who was against getting a cat at all. FML
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, not sure what worries me most - that she is lying her dumb ass off to her husband, or that she'd pay a breeder for a kitten rather than adopt one, since there are actually quite a few abandoned cats and kittens in most areas.
D J's MOM 17
stupid of her for lying, was the sob story the only way she thought you would agree to the kitten? also, shame on her for not adopting from a shelter.
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, not sure what worries me most - that she is lying her dumb ass off to her husband, or that she'd pay a breeder for a kitten rather than adopt one, since there are actually quite a few abandoned cats and kittens in most areas.
Glitterbaby2613 20
she's bad for lying but what's so wrong about having a cat
Grumpy Jack 27
Buying it..?
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
I agree, torn because she seems to be an animal lover. But why lie and pay, when so many other free animals need love?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
The fact that she lied about how she got it while also trying to manipulate his heart. She really coulda just gone to get a kitten or cat from a shelter to be honest
D J's MOM 17
stupid of her for lying, was the sob story the only way she thought you would agree to the kitten? also, shame on her for not adopting from a shelter.
RichardPencil 32
It's ok to lie for something so cute. That's where morality is these days.
Samantha Daye Covey 9
I agree that anyone should adopt don’t sho. I think that has been established. No need to post the same comment over and over. But she must have felt she could’t come to you and felt she had to go behind the grapevine to sneak this innocent kitten in. What problems did you have BEFORE the kitten? What’s missing from your marriage? Somewhere there is a reason she is unhappy. Don’t know? Find out what they are get counseling and go from there. 🙂 Good Luck.
magnumpeyote66 6
The fact that she felt she needed to lie to you about it shows even deeper issues. but yes she thinks you're an idiot or is dumb asf herself