Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML
Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by riding my BMX to work. My 'rad skills' are out of whack because I hit a pothole, fell off, and landed in a pile of trash bags that were dumped by the side of the road. The irony wasn’t lost on me. FML
Today, while hurrying by bike to an appointment, my chain broke. I quickly got off the road and managed to fix it on the sidewalk, covering my hands in black smear. Dirty but confident about my repair skills, I got up. A second later, felt something warm running down my neck. Bird poop. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
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StanSmith_fml 9
Don't just chain your bike to random shit.
dressedskeleton 10
An FML. Welcome to the website.
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Comments (53)
MsCowsiecow 6
Wait, did you have a caravan of your own? Or did you just mistake it for a bike rack?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Bet you still want that bike after all that it went through ;)
Lindahhxd 7
Having a good bike was too mainstream anyways...? :( Sorry OP, but in a way YDI.
sleet7 4
I think he meant to chain it to his own caravan but instead chained it to someone else's. He said "someone else's caravan" and I think he would have otherwise said "someone's caravan".
MsCowsiecow 6
Okay I didn't register the first part where op said "while on a biking holiday"
Shadomasta 5
Ok someone help me. I'm from the city so the only caravans I know of are either made by Dodge or Cessna. Sooooo assuming I'm wrong in either case.....what's a caravan?
Alex1901 6
Bit like a mobile home or what I think would be a trailer in America. Just do a google image search of caravan and you'll see lots of examples.
jkmartinjk 16
The **** did I just read
dressedskeleton 10
An FML. Welcome to the website.
flockz 20
"Today, while on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML"
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You can expect to receive your gift basket in 5 to 7 business day.
Sliver1991 26
I'm still waiting for mine... I can't stop thinking of all the fruit!
iLakers 0
21 killed it
muhrissaa 4
I don't know which to choose... YDI for chaining it on the back of someone else's caravan while being somewhat hungover or your life sucks because it was dragged and has horse shit on it? Lol idk. I guess you didn't get your bike back either?
FlamingTacos 7
You can choose both
drunkandfml 11
Get ready for the 'shitty situation' comments
StanSmith_fml 9
Don't just chain your bike to random shit.
BulldogHoops 14
"Yo Dawg, I heard you chained your shit to my shit so I got in my shit and drove your shit through some shit." Up high! Anyone? No? Bye guys.
zandalee 20
Why the **** would you even go on a cycling holiday? Isn't that an oxymoron in its self?
b0ngs 7
A series of unfortunate events that all couldve been prevented if you hadent gotten hammered the night before. Therefore you deserve it
hazydaze 9
I'm not trying to be rude, but you have the name "b0ngs", I don't think you're all for sober situations.
b0ngs 7
hrmm yes well I make sure to act responsibly when I'm not sober
tweimorts 4
Why would you go biking hungover? That sounds miserable.
BlondeBaller 0
YDI! Shouldn't chain your shit to someone else's shit xD
aaalllliiiii 6
Your bike must be a shitty ride now