Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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lahp 0
thats what you get for dating 6 year olds....
ThatLooksSticky 16
Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.
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Comments (218)
noobacabra 0
116 if i ever end up having girls i plan on doing the same
jacketfootball 0
virginity is not pride, it's a lack of opportunity
yearbookie12 0
haha really? lack of oppurtunity? hahaha wow
SK25Reboo 0
#133 was a win, lmao
tencentsakiss 19
I had plently of opportunity but still waited to be in love. imagine that
GlaoigharAirm 0
Oh my...
yearbookie12 0
ok, the guy is either really dumb or actually has no clue or he is playing like he is but really people do you have to say that they are like 5 and crap like that? that's really really stupid and all you people talking about sex...I think we know what it is...you don't have to tell us...geesh!!!
phippsy95 2
does this just mean your a good kisser? barly FML
aback 5
So slam a ***** up his pooper and say, "Okay! NOW you're not a virgin!"
tj79 3
you should have told him that not only is he not still a virgin, but he also might be a new daddy for not using protection. I told a friend that called me after an@l sex that there has been an alarming increase in an@l conceptions. it was priceless lol
claiiire_fml 17
*anal
baybaylover1 0
did u say THE PENIS HAS TO GO IN. THE ******
Mirelly13 6
when I was 5 my mom told me that when I kiss a boy I automatically get pregnate and die....really random sorry
nonoperational 0
DUMP.HIM. (: