Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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Top comments
lahp 0
thats what you get for dating 6 year olds....
ThatLooksSticky 16
Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.
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Comments (218)
MaraMacK 0
good one 43. I hope you dumped him, op.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
y r all u guys saying tht op needs a new bf? like we all gotta lose our virginity one day. n op n her bf doesn't have 2 b in grade school 4 her bf 2 still b a virgin. like y'all need 2 grow up n stop tlkin shit, there's no where tht gives u an age limit wen 2 lose ur virginity.
mcrluverchick 9
agree!
binkybaby 3
I believe the point of people saying that she needs to dump him is not because he is a virgin. it's because after a mere make-out session, he believed he had lost his virginity.
Alphonsuuuu 0
Not to be a grammar nazi, but that was painful to read.
soupey_fml 0
I refuse to read your comment. I think my IQ just dropped 10 points by being on the same site as you.
xoxoswimmxox 0
um by saying he's in grade school I think people mean by his stupidity...
okieraider71 4
Don't worry--By the time you both get in the 4th grade, these things will be clear(er) to him.
tokyohenjin 5
Personally, I only look at the comments for the hawt pics. Wait…
youthink_fml 0
Stop dating 8-year-olds.
FuckMyLife195 0
same problem. I also had to spend forever trying to prove to prove that in 15. but it's not a bad thing lol
dannyshreds92 0
dammit while yes there's oral sex and anal sex when we talk about virginity we're referring to vaginal. the one god intended. for obvious reasons.
monnanon 14
So men that have only had sex with men are still virgins? and women that have had sex with only women are still virgins? Vaginal sex is the one most people use to define losing their virginity but I would say anal sex counts too if thats the only type of sex you have. In the case of lesbians you can use the genital to genital contacl rule (just like vaginal sex) as the lose of virginity marker. Kissing and oral sex does not count as losing your virginity.
sosoinlove09 0
yea, I agree with# 66. you don't have to be on grade school to be a virgin. I knew people that were virgins up until the ages of 18 and 19
VeryNice329 0
I think the grade school thing is coming from the bf just not knowing any better. not being a virgin. and shame on anyone if they do actually mean that once grade school is over, they shouldn't be virgins anymore.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#85 I was a virgin up until a couple of months ago, and I'm almost 21...
Theo24460 0
Isn't Steve Carell a 40 year old virgin :p
sydnaptic 0
Or, Why only teaching abstinence at school was a bad idea.
shadowsbane 0
Jesus Christ... Maybe you should inform him he will remain a virgin and just find someone that isn't a lost cause.