Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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lahp 0
thats what you get for dating 6 year olds....
ThatLooksSticky 16
Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.
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Comments (218)
LOL_Noobs 0
well it's time to make him lose it!!
RyGuy748 0
34- they could be a ball-chinian?
Cahhhlay 0
So you're dating Justin Bieber, OP? That's cool.
xoxoswimmxox 0
^THAT is a win lol
Petman1325 5
That wouldn't work, because Justin Beiber, as we all know, is a chick. So, either the OP is male, or Justin Beiber is actually male.
Cahhhlay 0
Ah, one of life's biggest questions. Bieber: Male? Female? Utterly talentless? :o
xoxoswimmxox 0
I say he is all of the above hahah
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
anybody here about how he's going through puberty now and can't sing anymore? xD
SK25Reboo 0
Dammit 61!! Lol, I was gonna say that as I read it, hahah, but yeahup, lmao
xoxoswimmxox 0
no I didn't 171 but that just made my day...sorta. I'd loke ot ether if his voice got HIGHER if that's possible ahah
rawrautumnz 7
ive checked. bieber is a male, talented, and very amazing at things we do in YOUR closet.
texassmile05 0
Aww that poor guy! You deserve it for corrupting his innocence! Haha... Ok, I'm just kidding. How old are you guys, 12? There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, it's great...but how does someone think they're not a virgin anymore after a make-out session? I didn't vote, this is neither an fml or ydi. I stay neutral.
JGood09 0
they probably are 12, have you seen half the people on here who look 14 and younger thinking they know what they're talking about
jplumbob 4
45 Amen to that. My daughter is 19 and is proud to be a virgin. It makes me proud to know that she has her head on straight. She is a beautiful young lady that wants to wait until she knows the time is right.
The_good_times 0
I'm pretty sure your daughter is not a virgin. Sorry dad.
Ali_Br_fml 33
I'm 21, so I'm sure there are 19-year-olds who decided not to lose it to some random guy. can't really assume things. I think it's great to be able to focus on education and save the sex for later, like when i'm ready to accept the consequences (STDs / children lack of focus) I actually want to be someone and do something with my life before i'm tied down. (damn iPod killing me with its autocorrect and close keyboard on this app) so the dad could be right. and you don't have to be ugly or messed up in the head to be this old and a virgin, you just have to have a lot of self control and a good head on your shoulder... even a set of goals to accomplish first. u know what happens when we ASSuME... and poor kid, I knew what sex was since I was a little kid... probably sheltered like bus kid...
cath_1211 5
Lol the best thing about this fml is how everyone is debating about what is considered losing your virginity
JGood09 0
right back at ya (pic^^^) haha
perdix 31
Why are you wasting an hour debating the point when you can spend two minutes making it moot?
jplumbob 4
Virginity is like a balloon. one little prick and it is all gone.
medylan 0
most highschool guys lose theirs early gr 9-10
Petman1325 5
I beg to differ. I'm a Junior, as well as majority of all of my friends, and they have yet to get inside someone's pants other than their own.
gracieheart 0
well everyone loses theirs @ different times, but most people are smart enough to figure out whether they're virgins or not...
ZeroMan42 0
HELLO I AM CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE? Date 12 year olds and this WILL happen.
xoxoswimmxox 0
^hahah also a win. great point.
xoxoswimmxox 0
er what r u two? 10?