Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML
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lahp 0
thats what you get for dating 6 year olds....
ThatLooksSticky 16
Making out is kissing (each other's lips), and maybe "heavy petting" or "groping." Oral sex is using your mouth on another person's genitals, which usually aren't located on the face.
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Comments (218)
Skyler12921 5
lmao thts funny
overachiever2626 0
lmfao.
MimaKirigoe 5
Stop dating some puss and date a real man.
DReamBig24 0
cute lol
alexsandra_2011 0
nieve much? lol
booboo324 0
screw him
adrianathecutie 4
that suxs... either dump him or go thru the trouble of explaining.....
me90 0
Haha making out is considered oral sex lol omg r u like 2 seriously lol
Imgonnadie_fml 0
Losing your virginity - A male's penis entering a female's ****** for the first time and breaking the hymen if it hasn't been broken accidentaly or during certain sports. There is no other way of losing your virginity .
quackImapenguin 16
First off, the hymen should never be broken, it never needs to be broken. It only gets broken in sex if the man was too rough or if the woman wasn't sufficiently turned on or both. If we just, as a culture, stopped considering hymen breaking normal and taught girls that they didn't need to put up with that pain and taught guys some empathy, then hymens would cease to be broken from sex. Second of all, the concept of virginity is arbitrary. It originally became a thing when women were bought and sold and men wanted to be assured that any child coming from his bride was his own. Nowadays, we have reliable birth control and pregnancy tests and paternity tests, so a guy can be assured that his wife isn't pregnant by someone else even if she has had sex with people before him (although if he thinks he needs that assurance he's probably a controlling asshole). Is a woman who tests negative for pregnancy a virgin? Given the purpose of the original concept she functionally would be, but obviously that isn't how the word is used now. Nowadays virginity is this mythical purity that you somehow lose by having sex. That's bullshit because having sex once doesn't change anything about you. Having sex a bunch of times does change you, but it's all in terms of gaining experience and learning a skill- you don't lose anything. Then there's the ambiguity of what counts as sex. Is it still sex if you stop before anyone cums? Does gay or lesbian sex count as sex? Where you draw the line is arbitrary. So yeah, virginity is a pointless concept.
cherrycokelove 8
so u two are 5?