Today, I'm so sick of being a mom. I have a screaming toddler and a squalling infant, tearing up the house and stinking up every room, and my husband still has the balls to not only be happy, but ask for ANOTHER. I'm about to walk, dump the kids with his smiley ass, and take his rich family's money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to some serious health and financial issues, I literally have no choice but to have my mom watch my kids. She's turned my son into the most spoiled insufferable brat, I can’t stand it. Then I feel like I’m punishing him at home for what his grandmother enforces in hers. I don't know what to do. FML
Today, my husband needs the money from my job, but will in no way support me to work. He NEVER cooks, cleans, or picks up after himself. I've got no place to work, except a nook by the bathroom, and I have to manage my toddler, who always poops only when I'm in a meeting, and cries for me. Quitting my job is "out the question." FML
Today, I'm sick of my wife’s attitude. Apparently, when she has the kids by herself it’s "parenting", but when I have the kids it’s “babysitting” or “helping out” or my new favourite “the least you can do, you lazy asshole.” When added up, I parent the kids by myself more hours than she does. FML
Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, after presenting my husband with a more than fair request to pay me an hourly wage for being a stay-at-home mom, he laughed his ass off and told me if I want money so badly, I could get a job. He'd rather strangers in daycare raise our babies than pay me what I'm worth. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
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[email protected] 4
the issue is you. you're struggling with some depression which needs to be taken care of before you blow your entire life up. please get some help
TomeDr 25
Oh honey! I know you need some help! Either with postpartum depression (please see a therapist) or with housework (housekeeper or a doula). But remember that your husband is so in love with you that he wants your family to grow. Please get the help you deserve. You should be able to enjoy this stage of life.
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TomeDr 25
Oh honey! I know you need some help! Either with postpartum depression (please see a therapist) or with housework (housekeeper or a doula). But remember that your husband is so in love with you that he wants your family to grow. Please get the help you deserve. You should be able to enjoy this stage of life.
Yudith 28
A doula would be for the postpartum depression thing, not the housekeeping thing, and usually, you hire the doula before the baby is born.
[email protected] 4
the issue is you. you're struggling with some depression which needs to be taken care of before you blow your entire life up. please get some help
ellenness 14
just fyi I can see your username is your email address, in case you want to change that so people can't see it!
jlc82 14
I hope your hubby catches on to this and you don't get a dime
DLBL 23
Are trolls starting to post things on FML now, just tor rage bait? If this is real, hire a nanny. If you dump the kids on him and divorce, you won't get much, ya know, if anything. It's abandonment.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There are these wonderful inventions called contraceptives. If you didn't want kids, you should have used them. If you did want kids and it's not all it's cracked up to be, get some professional help. And put on your big girl panties. Plus, how would you get your husband's family's money by leaving?