flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
fucksake
Seri Kembangan, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Nightshade823
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Just stop
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Top comments
Emmy_m92 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
hondabikez 2
it normal! it happens!
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savvy_suzy 0
Did you at least go down on your partner and give them pleasure? That's one way to save the day and not make it a horrible moment... Make *them* ******. Doing that might also make your soldier want to tally forth hearing them pant and moan. :)
boopityboppity 11
What makes you think there's more than one partner?
DocBastard 40
Don't bother, Boop. It's too subtle, and they won't get it.
boopityboppity 11
... So much subtlety.
savvy_suzy 0
You're an ass. It isn't too subtle, I just didn't want to make assumptions regarding the gender of the partner since it doesn't say if the partner was M, F or T. Are you a barred doctor since you have copious amounts of time on your hands to be on here so much? I'm a student, what's your excuse?
stevenmx86 8
First time is a lot of stress! It took me a while to calm down enough to get it up my first time as well...
marthakins 3
At least it's just your first time- it's normal ^^ my boyfriend of over a year had your problem just a few weeks ago lol
justahsquirrel 0
its all good...that happens. just relax and take another stab at it lol.
AJM3000 0
lol ^
BOB1970 0
maybe you're gay? if so, your life does suck.
BOB1970 0
and so do you
milts11 0
your a weasel!
123zc1 3
That made me laugh more than the actual FML.
stro88 6
noob lol.