Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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Joshwarrior 39
Look at the bright side you didn't pre ejaculate. If you tell the story right you'll be a legend to your friends lol
Xelabasat 14
Thats depressing.
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Xelabasat 14
Thats depressing.
TehButterz 8
Anti-Depressing
Jay18 22
*slow clap*
Joshwarrior 39
Look at the bright side you didn't pre ejaculate. If you tell the story right you'll be a legend to your friends lol
thatnucca 36
Deem yourself the long journey man... Forrest Gump would be proud... Jenny probably is reconsidering as we speak... Lol
framaram 9
I can only imagine the flood of different emotions you're feeling here op. But I feel for the poor girl with her ah.. lack of feeling.
ayzee_123 2
This is something you should let your doctor know, intimacy is an important part of wellness (see Maslow's hierarchy of needs) and your doc might be able to switch your medication to one that doesn't have the same side effect. Sincerely, concerned mental health nurse.
Garrett2818 21
#6 you're proof that not all heroes wear capes.
Radgears47 23
What if #6 goes around wearing capes?
Kira1965 23
Ahh, but she might wear a cap!
grimdarkgirl 9
I have heard some people are able to do it if they try before their scheduled dose. That may have been bipolar meds but the effect was as you described.
Zound680 9
No. a lot of antidepressants have that side effect. Zoloft for instance
RichardPencil 32
You might want to put an asterisk by that "lost your virginity" statement. It may not be true in all circles.
Devolution 8
what
ryanto0201 9
I think what is meant is that he didn't finish so wouldn't count to some people.
Rabite 28
Does that mean I can go around and screw hundreds of people and nobody can call me a **** if I didn't come? (of course they shouldn't do it anyways)
caseyface1123 15
Virginity is a social construct anyway. If OP feels like they lost their Virginity (and frankly to me it seems like they did) then yeah it counts. Its not up for debate
False_Stupidity 42
Had a similar effect from certain pain meds. It sucks in many ways and I hope you were at least able to give her an ******, but from the sound of her statement, you both lost out.
Talis99 26
Mm, speak to your doctor about med change? I take 40mg Citalopram (Celexa) and have little-to-no side effects and pretty great orgasms. I'm a girl, so maybe it would be different, but still.
hyperreader 15
I was on 20mg escitalopram which is a sister drug and I experienced similar side effects. Sexual side effects are usually the most common. The oddest thing though was that my sex drive went up not down like it usually does. Which made wanking for hours on end hoping to god that you can finally ******, a pain in the ass.
geevee 1
Difficulty with ****** for men on anti-depressants is actually quite common. A lot of doctors will prescribe an anti-depressant to men who suffer from PE because of it. It doesn't have the same effect on women from what I've noticed. So my recommendation would be to try to work the bump and grind around your medication schedule.
sungrays 16
Actually, it's a pretty common side effect for women.