flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
fucksake
Seri Kembangan, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Nightshade823
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Just stop
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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Emmy_m92 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
hondabikez 2
it normal! it happens!
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thisisafamily 0
how old are you??
kallmemattchew 3
thats happened to me. more than once :/ and NO i dont have erectile dysfunction. i DO get lucky sometimes ;) but dude, that sucks :/
unchained_fml 0
thats odd. you are not normal. have her give u head first mayne. use the foreplay.
Cosmopeaches 0
OP may have been extremely nervous.... If you have a caring partner, she will understand
katie_656 0
Hahahahah that made me laugh ^
justbecuz123 0
Don't worry OP, happens to me too, more than once. Just gotta relax. You're probably nervous, even if you don't realize it. Also, you just might not be ready yet - just because you WANT to have sex and think you WILL have sex doesn't mean you're mentally prepared to have sex. When it is supposed to happen, it will, trust me. And if your girl cares at all, she will understand.
im15bitch 0
Hahah my first time I pop wood since the morning to night hahah
Zmeilerr 22
"I don't have sex cause I can't get it up. I'm just a grouch sittin' on the couch, the world owes me so **** you"
Zmeilerr 22
Props to whoever gets the song.
wewillnotgrowold 0
I was a young boy who had big plans, now I'm just another shitty old man.
cerv08 0
wait till your married yourll regret other wise
Autoshot 9
lolololol
scooter69 0
are you gay??