flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
fucksake
Seri Kembangan, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Nightshade823
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Just stop
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Top comments
Emmy_m92 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
hondabikez 2
it normal! it happens!
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Comments (245)
tubal069 0
I guess your too busy focusing on the dudes that hit rear-ended you previously. Give me the chicks number and I'll hit it off for you!
scorpion2205 0
the girl 1 you 0
sourgirl101 29
I believe that means the girl's at "0" too.
berg54 0
Simply one word for you, FAIL. Next time, don't think about grandma like everyone told you to so you could last. Side note - don't ever tell your family this story...
ChinnuWoW 0
YDI for not getting up
jaybeeeh22 0
the girl you were with should of helped you then till you could get it up!
sourgirl101 29
Maybe she did try but just couldn't find the duct tape.
dacho 7
Hahahah, happened to me also :D More than 4 years ago, and I'm still with her ^^
Smokiejoe 0
I kind of know how you feel when I lost mine I couldn't cum
ydi_4_suking 20
Haha that sucks. You should have tried puttin it in with the limp one
blahzz 4
That doesn't work! Trust me.
TH3_B345T 0
epic haha
LandoKid 9
LMMFAO! OP! You have no idea how hard that made me LOL!. XD Thank you, but I feel bad for you dude. Erectile Dysfunction is serious stuff, get it checked out, or maybe get someone more attractive to have sex with.