flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
:((
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
No good
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
fucksake
Seri Kembangan, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
EliseV
Chino Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
virgin
🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, I was excited because tomorrow I was going to lose my virginity. I just used the bathroom; I got my period. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Nightshade823
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Just stop
Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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Emmy_m92 0
Apparently, you couldn't rise to the occasion.
hondabikez 2
it normal! it happens!
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johnnyexpl0sion 0
i had a buddy of mine that had the exact same problem. i told him to calm down and realize that the girl isn't expecting you to be amazing your first time. like anything else in life, it takes practice to improve. so go in there, get that first nut out of the way, and it will all be uphill from here. also, maybe have a few drinks to take the edge off, but not enough to get whiskey dick lol. good luck op!
Videl_fml 0
Aww, it's alright. Hopefully the girl was understanding. That happened to my boyfriend during our first time (he was a virgin too), and we worked through it. He was just nervous. Just try to relax and it should be fine. She obviously thinks you're sexy or else she wouldn't want to have sex with you, so don't worry about what you look like; and I'm assuming she knows you're a virgin so she doesn't expect you to be God's gift to women so don't worry too much about what to do. She'll help you out.
steggy97 0
haha it literally is a downer
Sign_up 2
u prbly premature ejaculated
court_jester51 0
blue ball /:
zkchild 0
Limb d*** f*****
rockpapersniper 0
the exact same thing happened to me but I was wasted and then the girl went and tried to fool around with my friend haha fml
waiting4u 0
good I'm proud of you
jewban 3
MSI made a song about that 'it must be your face, or it's your body, if it ain't yo body then it must be your face!'
Pipity147 0
happened to me haha