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Hey, guys! It's the OP here. I'm surprised but happy this one mainfeeded, so thanks for your votes! (By the way, I don't know why it states I'm a male on the post. Maybe just a glitch in the system.) To give you all some background, my boyfriend and I were having some fun. He's a joker and loves messing around. We made cake, so after dinner, he smashed icing in my face. It was pretty funny. The next day I took my dad to his dentist appointment, and that was when he expressed how he didn't like what my man did. To make it worse, he's pointed out how stupid I am ever since I was a teen, which does hurt my self-esteem. I did let him know long ago that I don't like it, but it went in one ear and out the other. If I were to tell him that during the car ride, nothing would change besides creating drama. However, I did say that the whole icing thing was a joke, which he said was "taken too far." I don't even understand that....I wrote this FML when I was frustrated, after logging into my profile for the first time in a long while. Again, thank you guys for the support. As for those who did the opposite, well, I guess you're like my dad.